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The power of the pen!

24 Jan

Recently I wrote a article about sports “Only Losers Follow Professional Sports!” and just a few days after the publication of this article the Houston Astros announce… “Astros reduce prices for some tickets, beer

New owner Jim Crane Monday announced a 5% rebate on full season-tickets and 27-game plans, along with a reduction of ticket prices for 5,000 seats in Minute Maid Park and even some beer prices.

So you can thank me, my friends for the drop in highly overpriced tickets, oh yeah and beer.   You guys know what the major ingredient in beer is don’t you?  Yes, water. 😛

In these years of economic woes, it is time for each one of us to say NO MORE DOLLARS FOR SPORTS!  I’m not going to include beer in this because many of you would consider me insane and stop believing anything I said.

 






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Sh*t Married Chicks Say… to Single Girls

19 Jan

I have written a prior article about Manouschka Guerrier.  Well she sent me this video via Facebook last night, and she is just hilarious in it.  I wanted to share it with you.  Please remember to subscribe to her YouTube channel and “LIKE” the video.

Oh and share it with your friends! 😀

Single Serving Bytes





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Mike Schmidt – The 40 Year Old Boy – Podcast

14 Jul
Mike Schmidt Comedy

Mike Schmidt Comedy

I recently started doing a podcast.  If you are not familiar with what a podcast is, well it’s basically a radio show that you record to a computer audio format then put on the Internet so people can download it to their iPod or any MP3 player.  Being a technical type person I have been aware of podcasts for years, but I never really was interested in going through the steps necessary to copy “shows” to my MP3 player.  It just seemed like too much work.  About a year ago I finally broke down and purchased a smart phone.  With my entry into the podcast creation market AND having a device that has Internet access I finally was in the position “lazy” to easily download and listen to podcasts.

Finding a good podcast isn’t as easy as it is to find a good TV show, book, radio, etc…  It requires a little more effort.  Recently I was listening to a Adam Carolla podcast and their guest was Mike Schmidt.  As it is all to common on Adam’s show during Mike’s interview Adam did 90% of the talking.  I really didn’t have a good feel for Mike Schmidt or his ability to tell an interesting story or even be funny, however since I was looking for something to listen to while I drive my hour to work or my hour home I figured for free I’ll give Mike’s podcast “The 40 Year Old Boy” a listen.  Which, by the way, that name used to drive me nuts because I would always think “The 40 Year Old Virgin”.

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008 – My Interpretation… May 1, 2011

01 May

FCC Network Neturality, voted down in the House.
General rambling! (You know you love it!)
It seems that the data being collected showing that our oceans are being over fished, are… wait for it… severally biased! First climate gate now fish gate?

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That Really CHAPS MY ASS!

03 Feb
Proper Use of Chapstick

Proper Use of Chapstick

When I was a little kid, 3 or 4 years old, one of the favorite things my Dad said when he got upset was “That really chaps my ass!”  I heard that a lot.  One day I was digging around in my Mom’s purse, at church, and found a little cylinder with a cap and some type of greasy stuff that the cap was covering.  I asked my Mom what it was, she reminded me to whisper, then told me it was called “Chapstick”.

Maybe it was because we were at church but I didn’t ask anymore questions. Later at home I decided to use the Chap Stick so I went and found it, in my Mom’s purse, removed the cap and smeared it on.  It felt a little funny and even burned, but no big deal.  Frankly I didn’t see what the benefit of this stuff was.  Over the next week I tried it several times, and decided it was a waste of time.

About a week went by and my Mom came to my room, Chapstick in hand.  She has a puzzled look on her face.  The cap was off and she was sniffing it.  As she brought the Chapstick towards me and my nose I panicked and ran out of the room.  I hid in the built in clothes hamper.  It was easy for my parents to find me, but hard for them to get to me!

Finally she coaxed me out of the hamper but only after she promised not to make me smell the Chapstick.  Another five minutes passed before I was able to clearly explain why I was so concerned about having that Chapstick in my face and my overall misunderstanding of it’s appropriate use.

My Dad never did say “That really chaps my ass!” again.





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